a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
what the fuck
Sexy sex →
Today my gorgeous girlfriend an I had the most incredible sex. It began with her slowly giving me a lap dance/strip tease, first she started shaking her amazing ass right in front of me. She slid her shirt off and then started to grind on me as I kissed and licked her perfect tits. She moaned with…
Do you speak english fluently?
I can do it but sometimes i don’t really say the correct words and shit like that but i think you’re able to understand, i’ve never studied english in my life, what they teach us in school it’s the basic stuff and that doesn’t really help you, i sound so stupid sometimes but i promise you guys i try my best
It sounds like you caught feelings and got seriously burned. Here's a little piece of advice. Just don't catch feelings, and you'll be fine. If you're emotionally immature and young, then of course its a bad idea to have a friend with benefits. I've had multiple fwb's, and everything turned out fine, because we didn't catch feelings and were responsible. It sounds like, to me, that you're projecting a lot of your troubles.
i’ve never had a friend with benefits in my life, what i say is what i hear everyday from my followers asking for advice bc their fwb experience sucked, and i get a looooot a loooooootttt of stories about it, i get rly mad with this subject bc i mEAN WHY WOULD U DO THAT I DONT WANT U GUYS TO GET HURT, AND HAVING A FWB YOU WILL PROBABLY GET HURT SO DONTTTTTT DOO IT STAY SAFE I LOVE YOU ALL DONT DO IT. I HEARD IT THAT A PANDA DIES EVERYDAY IN CHINA BECAUSE 1 FWB REALATIONSHIP IS FORMED SO DONT DO IT, FOR THE PANDAS IN CHINA, THEY DESERVE TO LIVE
My first kiss →
This is my kiss story. I went to England (where I was born) earlier in the year. I was visiting family one day and I went to my sisters house and one of her guy friends was over and holy fuck he was hot. We talked for a bit and he was really funny and he told me he thought I was pretty.Then when…